Cynical Smirk - The 10 Commandments of Simon

The 10 Commandments of Simon
The Sage Advice Of A 29 Year Old Virgin
Posted by: Damin - August 29, 2005 - 12:30:01 AM

Heed Simon's words and you too can live a life of celibacy and denial.

The 10 Commandments of Simon

NOTE: Not Safe For Work for a single comic frame of two cartoon lesbians going at it. That warning just makes you want to read this comic strip even more, doesn't it?

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