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Posted by: Damin - 2008-02-18 19:39:53

Well crap, apparently the people supporting tin foil hats have it all wrong. If you really want to protect yourself from alien telepathy, you need some Velostat headgear.

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Posted by: Michael Menkin
2008-07-17 08:21:33

The case histories and testimonials on stopabductions.com are authentic. I have been making thought screen helmets from velostat for nine years and still send them to abductees to try for free. Velostat has impedance. Metals do not. The development section of stopabductions.com lists the materials I tried with abductees.
Michael Menkin

I Know Some People Who've Been Abducted
Posted by: Martha Rose Crow
2008-10-24 13:50:04

Here's how you stop it.

Aliens can take those helmets off your head. Fight 'em back where it really counts!

The greys and greens are insectoids. Treat them like cockroaches. The best way to kill cockroaches is to use borax (in america, you can buy a box of it in the laundry soap part of grocery stores for about $2). If you can�t get borax, use boric acid, either liquid or powder.

Put the borax or boric acid around your bed. When the �aliens� (I think they�re more demon than anything) come to get you, the powder will attach itself to them and eat through them. It will kill them if it gets in their eyes or their suits.

You could also try other kinds of powder that has sharp edges to its molecules. Baby powder might work.

Flouride probably works. I was once at a friend�s house when I was very young and saw a cockroach eat some toothpaste on the bathroom sink. It got sick real fast, did a few flips before it finally died. That�s how I knew that flouride was bad for you! If it kills cockroaches, it�s not good for you.

Think about what kills bugs and go after the insectoid aliens with bug killers! They also don�t like pure light so devise ways to pop some photon light. Maybe sleep in photon light.

Greys and greens are also of a hive mind. They get their orders through radio signals. Make a device to scramble the signals and watch them go nuts not knowing what to do.

But do what you have to do to fight those fu*kers. Praying might help but the God of the Light (there are many gods) would expect you to do something to help yourself.

Just squash some bugs.