Shake "It" Hands Free?
Um... Is this something those wacky Japanese cats are developing? Even if they aren't you could see how I'd make that false assumption. We know about their love of robots and cleanliness, so it would only be natural that Japanese engineers would combine the two. But... c'mon!
Also look at that robot arm. It looks like the thing shakes the user dry for them. You'd think that whoever invented an automated robot arm that shakes a man's penis would've retooled it and used it for more obvious *cough*robothandjobs*cough* reasons.
Found via Gizmodo