How sad is this? Popularity Dialer is a "service" that you can use to have a "conversation" with a pre-recorded message. Use it to get out of certain situations, or be all lame and impress those you are with by sounding popular when you are in the company of others.
So what kind of douche do you have to be to use this service? The kind that take all their personal calls on speakerphone in the presence of others because that's the only way these calls really work, or someone so lame they have no friends and need fake friends to call them.