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Latest ATM Technology
Leonard Emerson just met the next generation in banking technology...
Goodiebag has the lowdown on these new automated teller machines.
To be honest, even though this is comedy, it isn't too far off the mark from reality. I know of a particular ATM pretty close to the shadier part of my city. Anytime someone withdraws money from the machine, it lets out a high pitch noise reminding you to take your money. This noise could probably be heard within a 3 block radius, letting crack addicts and the like know that a potential mugging victim is nearby.
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