Metrosexual Tarot Cards
"'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy' collides with The Occult."
Posted by: Damin - October 28, 2005 - 03:28:11 AM

Metrosexual Tarot Cards

Five of Forks

The hazards of entertaining at home: Menacingly miffed metro regards dinner guests sharply as he prepares to carve tea-smoked duck. What was it that put him in such a dark mood? Someone's careless critique of his decor? Neoconservative politics? Catty comments about his favorite R&B Diva? Perhaps a guest has disparaged his pug. In any case, we'll never know.

Meaning: Anger, revenge.
Reversed: Confusion, unwitting offense.


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