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Posted by: Damin - April 17, 2005 - 11:35:01 PM

Yesss... Flippin' sweet! Oh my goodness, this was possibly the Greatest.Weekend.Ever!

"Harold(s)", "Kumar" (names changed to protect the not-so innocent) and I went on a two day debauchery bender in Vegas this past weekend.

I know I said I would have a couple of stories or two to share with you all. However upon further reflection, for the most interesting stories, the slogan, "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas," would be be sage advice to follow.

So here are some condensed less-interesting tidbits:

Consuming Crown and Coke can give you an insta-buzz if you drink them during flight at high altitudes.

A 60 year Armenian cab driver whose previous career was a "Professional F*cker" is one the greatest cabbies anywhere. My opinion might be slightly askewed due to the high alcohol consumption levels during that ride.

Trying to find a seat at a 5 dollar Blackjack table where getting Blackjack pays out 3 to 2 instead of 6 to 5 is becoming frustratingly difficult to find.

Idiots who play the anchor position in Blackjack should know better than to double down with a soft 20 against a dealer's 6. These guys need multiple swift boots to the balls.

A six year old girl has more guts than grown men by riding "Insanity - The Ride" (on top of the Stratosphere Tower) hands free.

Two drunk, overweight women making out with each other is made even more disturbing when a guy filming the action says he won't sell the pictures he's taking on eBay.

It's ethically and morally OK to tip an "impoverished" Cambodian stripper entertainer, because you are helping them out financially.

Beer and antibiotics... not the best combination in the world.

View pictures from this past weekend's festivities.

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